Your guest list doesn’t include every living relative in your family tree. That third cousin twice removed will just have to settle for photos.

You gain back half the weight you lost for your W-day during your honeymoon.

Your bridesmaids have to remind you what a great guy the groom is when you get overwhelmed.

You break your budget. Twice.

Your bachelorette party isn’t a “wild and crazy night” you’ll never forget.

You decide at the last minute that you want small cylinder votives instead of flowerpot votives. It’s your prerogative to be picky.

You don’t know what small cylinder votives or flowerpot votives are exactly.

After months of fighting it, you finally turn into (double gulp!) a Bridezilla.